Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The Boss & His Secretary

The Boss of a big company walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked,

"Boss, this morning when you left you house, did you close your gate?"

The Boss was not smart enough to understand so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembered what his secretary had told him, then the boss finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk he said,

"When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

"No, Boss. I didn't. All i saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre."


p/s The swearing thing did not work out for me anyway. ;)

3 comments:

Vera said...

Read my latest blog. I don't know whether it will help you or not.

It looks like everything you're trying to do is not working out.
Why not pray at a church? Or just go and have a sit in the church and talk to God. He's there you for you.
Now, I'm not gonna say that things will turn out okay or please look at the bright side of things..just get someone to talk to..

Claire said...

Thanks Vera....i just kind of feel empty...but maybe because i let myself feeling like that...i'm actually thinking of going to church again after this...been quite a while... :)

Claire said...

hahahha....meaning his P is just like Kancil not like BMW laa....kinda serious problem i guess...hahahaha