Wednesday, April 22, 2009

10 Reasons For Me To Kill A Guy

I don't have a problem with people getting interested in me. It's those who caught my attention... now that's a problem.

If you think that you are attracted to me. You can stay.
If you think that i can be attracted to you. Please go away or i'll kill you. seriously.

So what types of guy gets under my skin? Pretty easy really.

1. Tall - preferably my forehead just in front of his lips level. (an excuse to get kiss on the forehead all the time. Clever? I know.)

2. Sexy.

3. Deep voice - as close to Liam Neeson would be very good. Less is also acceptable tho.

4. Sexy.

5. Hygienic - not freakishly clean but at least cover the basics (shower daily, smell good, clean cut fingernails & brush the teeth please).

6. Sexy.

7. Does not have a problem with smart women.

8. Sexy.

9. Cool (define cool anyway).

10. Sexy.


So...that's it. Pretty simple for early impression. And if you feel that you have either one or more of those...please, go away. Too much trouble. Especially if.. when i stumble, you are not there, never intended really, to catch me fall.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bujang sdh Liam Neeson tu skrg.. try gia pigi tackle2 dia hehehe.. muda lagi dia tu, baru 50 lebih wakaka

Claire said...

hahaha..tiada masalah ba 50 pun..lagi berkarisma...hihihihi tp nda mo la..kesian dia masih patah hati lg lepas bini dia mati...nanti tunggu dia bersedia dlu baru sy p try2...hahahahha

sweetie~ said...

mm dalam makna ni post ko esp last para....hehe.

sy suka no.7....haha

Claire said...

muahaha..buli2 tahan juga kedalaman dia ni sweetie...hahaha

kau suka no 7? jadi no 2, 4, 6 & 10? hahahhaha

Claire said...

hahaha....i didn't say anything about pushing..sometimes things just happen...it's a fair warning...early one..so...stay away from me! haahahahhaaha

TaQuiLa said...

how to see sexy in a guy ar?

hikihkihkihk..

Claire said...

hehehe...depends ba with individual ba..hihi kalau sy rasa tu org menggiurkan..naa sexy la sda tu..hahhahaha

sweetie~ said...

sexy tu yg trus kau rasa "lapar" bah klu nampak....hehe. it can be the looks, the body type, the smell, the way he talks, the way he dress up, the way he smiles....etc hehe

for me yg paling mempengaruhi is the way he smells....perfume yg dia pakai la.....klu terbelimpas tu terus terpusing kepala ba klu terbau harum....apa lagi klu nampak menarik nah terus terliur....muahaha

Claire said...

hahahahhahaha....si sweetie...tu la tu sy bilang menggiurkan...ya la juga..kdg2 ada satu smell tu kan yg kau smell sama satu jejaka mengancam then nda sda pernah ter smell...sekali tiba2 satu hari terhidu tu smell di satu tempat trus ter refresh memory..hahahha

mmg berpusing jg kepala la sy rasa kalau wangi...apa lagi kalau muka pun ada maca Clive Owen skit..mati la sy masa tu juga...hahahhaha

TaQuiLa said...

sa suka tu deifiniton of sexy = trus 'lapar'...hahahahahhaa

camana nii..sa jumpa bf sa jak trus sa rasa lapar.ni mmg dia sexy kan?kekekekekkee..

p/s : sa masi ketawa..hahahahaaa

Claire said...

hahahahah....mmg dia sexy la tu betul2 sheila..hihihi

FL Feinier said...

Haha.. how great when girl's talk about their taste.. trus pencen bah lelaki Malaysia.. hua3x.. :-( wa, bahaya jg taste kmu ni ar Claire n the geng..sya pikir satu perkataan yg ble mrangkumi sume tu, ialah "Macho".. klu girls, lelaki ckp sbg "mantap".. hehe..

Tapi, ada bah kwn sya girl ckp, dia ckp, klu dia lapar, lebih berselera utk p shoping.. kalu kenyang, hilang mood trus.. so,klu nampak lelaki sexy, trus lapar.. dlm masa yg sama.. jeng jeng jeng.. haha..

FL Feinier said...

Kecuali lah kalau "lapar" tu refer pd maksud yg lain... hehe..

FL Feinier said...

Sya kurang pasti kmu suka tgk drama korea atau tidak.. tapi, satu2nya drama korea yg sya tau ada lelaki yg mungkin mencapai standard ISO lapar kmu, bertajuk I am Sam.. cuba lah tengok.. best.. (^_^) hehe..terutama si Sheila, patut tengok.. haha..