buah-buahan tempatan dan org cannibal

Pada satu hari 3 orang lelaki telah sesat ke dalam hutan.

Mereka telah ditangkap oleh satu puak orang asli yang makan manusia (kira macam cerita cannibal holocaust la ni).

Ketua puak tu pun mengarahkan anak buahnya supaya membunuh ketiga lelaki itu utk dijadikan santapan.
Ketiga lelaki itu pun merayu dgn sepenuh hati supaya mereka dibebaskan.

Oleh kerana mereka merayu dgn bersungguh-sunggguh, ketua puak itu pun setuju utk melepaskan mereka dengan satu syarat.

Syaratnya ialah mereka perlu mencari 10 biji buah tempatan dalam masa sejam. “Ah.. ni simple punya keja“ kata mereka dalam hati.

Maka mereka pun berpecah ke dalam hutan untuk mencari buah-buahan tersebut dengan diiringi oleh beberapa lelaki dari puak tersebut.

Lelaki yang pertama keluar dengan membawa 10 buah nenas. Kemudian berkata ketua puak kepada anak buahnya, “Sumbatkan buah tersebut ke dalam punggungnya, kalau dia mengeluarkan bunyi, bunuh dia! Kalau dia boleh bertahan, kita lepaskan“ Lalu buah nenas itu pun disumbatkan kedalam punggung lelaki malang tersebut. Pada buah nenas yang kedua, lelaki itu pun menjerit dan dia pun dibunuh.

Kemudian lelaki kedua pun muncul. Dia membawa 10 biji ciku bersamanya. Dia pun dikenakan tindakan yang sama. Oleh kerana buah ciku kecil, lelaki itu dapat bertahan sehingga buah ciku yang kelapan. Pada masa ini, tiba-tiba lelaki tu ketawa. Maka dia pun dibunuh.

Apabila sudah mati, roh orang yang pertama pun berjumpa ngan roh orang yang kedua.

“Kenapa kamu ketawa pada buah ciku yang kelapan?“ tanya roh pertama.

Jawab roh yang kedua, “Aku nampak rakan ketiga kita tu keluar dengan membawa BUAH DURIAN!!“

Tray of tiredness

Sleeping late last night have drain my energy for today & i just can't wait to go back home but it also means another round of unpacking & cleaning...[sigh]

Luckily i'm only drawing easy stuff today...if it's anything else complicated design or a boring long list of part list, not to mention having a due date that says TOMORROW / URGENTLY / TODAY, i may get stressed & forced to curse everyone in the office...well at least silently.

Maybe i can smuggle this out after it is molded...[naughty2]

Drowsiness kills the cat...[yawn]

Bye...

This is going to be the last time i'm posting an entry here in this small room. The packing is almost 80% done & after this post, this pc would be the final item to go into the box...

I'm quite excited moving to a new house & new area...but also a bit worried if things are going to be okay at the new place. I am so tired now after the 3rd trip sending all the stuff to the new house...and i'm not really into making any new post but this just have to be done. The final moment. ;)

I have a lot of unpacking & cleaning stuff awaiting me after this so i better make this quick.

Goodbye my room & this house for i am going to a new one now...i'll still try to find a time to visit here but just incase i don't, be good to the new occupant of this room & i appreaciate you for giving me shelter for almost a year now...Don't be sad & change the wall to weathered old for the new living here ok...be good to them just like u've been good to me all this while..thanks Roomie & Housey...;)

Cap Ibu dan Anak

I had trouble sleeping lately...ntah apa jg sy fikir...mmm mcm c Joy dlu pun pernah post psl susah tdur juga.. i did get some sleep but it's not enough..i'll feel so tired at work & i started getting minor headache...i just don't want it to further turn into one of those nasty migraine...

So last night..i decided that i have to do something about it...after a few attempt of trying to sleep which failed, i open up the already packed belongings (fyi, going to move out to new house this weekend) looking for the special potion for sleepiness...haha and aha! found it! secure nicely at the bottom of the box..took it out...& gulp!...sikit sja ba..jgn susa..hehe

biar la sy jadi penagih ubat batuk ni..haha

Nda juga la sy terus tertdur...pusing2 lagi skijap...then tia tau bila tu..akhirnya! tetdur jg sy..yeay hehe

And i woke up late this morning....i rushed up getting ready...speed a bit driving..doning my make-up while the red lights on the road...fuhh then...i get at the office at 7.58...yeay...mission accomplished! haha

i just hope tonight i won't be needing the potion anymore lah...

Mau buat special exercise kali ni kan....hehe

No To ISA

"Claire.. hang ada masa, mai lobi amek bungkusan hang. Sat td sampai."

The lovely voice of the friendly receptionist greeted me on the phone. ;)
As i was not so busy these last few days, i decided not to wait & went to see what was waiting for me.

When i first saw the letters Firstclick Enterprise, i knew what inside of the parcel.
That was quick. I just ordered it on Tuesday! I got very excited & straightly opened it to see if it's the right size for me.

Then now just back from kena belanja makan oleh c billy sb dia baru beli kreta baru then masuk gaji 1st...hihi

The back of the shirt - No To ISA with Billy new car - Myvi (nda clear ba)

Zoom..hehe

Kenyang nya kena belanja...nyum2

Yeah...i am...

smile..peace...

Thanks Billy for the delicious dinner...sedap! lain kali belanja lagi k...hehe biar la gumuk asal kenyang! hehe

And guys....please support the movement against ISA & to free all the people that have been detained...buy the lovely t-shirt & wear it everywhere...;) Got 2 types of design...visit Malaysia Today for more info..;)

tihad id suang ginawo...

Osonong tomod daa do koboros toi ko obuli maan ku palapaso ngai-ngai nunu nopo id suang do ginawo om it soro-sorohon ku...

awagat tomod no kopio o ginawo ku momusorou nopo masalah nga aiso e' panyalasai..
nung pia tu noubas oku no do songungulun om berdikari ka di boros tokou, haro kasaii maso-maso do amu atahanan om amu no ooitan ngai it wagat do pomusarahan.

osorou ku po kasaii it sambayang ku mantad di tokoto oku po...mantad po di timpuun do koilo oku nu komoyon om guna di poboros om popoilo do kinorohingan ot nunu-nunu suang ginawo ku...gisom do dinondo, iri kasaii...boros2 ku timpu do sumambayang...

kolihu-lihu oku no kantoh do Yau id sawat tu, opurimanan ku gia makin nogi ogumu om osusa di dinondo...miagal do aa' ii koumbal Yau do mokinongou do samabayang ku..nga poingkuro po nga..mimang yoho sendiri sala' di...koilo oku ii..

maan ku no daa umbal-umbal do momisunud ngaii it nunu nopo korosi om kosusa ku'd hiti nga...au obuli tu iri nopo ngaii nga melibatkan suai tulun..mada oku do poporuol isai-isai do ginawo...

Osonong matu daa do haro koruhang di komoyon toko do koupusan kei...agaan kasai kanto topurimanan diti tosusa...nga okon ko bogia do kohingih-hingih oku mogihum isai-isai...boros-boros ku nopo rii...hehe

Kiss me a.r.s.e....in english!

That title got nothing to do with the topic discussed below.

So...i've been distancing myself from any political issue lately as the peak of everything that have been happening in the country starting to feel too much & also because it’s just helplessly frustrating [as it always does].

So I need a break. Every now & then I’ll go back & read a bit from the sites but only just.

I choose to be back again a few minutes back, & boy…as much as I want to take it lightly or maybe sometimes choose to be ignorant on certain facts…I can’t. I’m just overly concerned i may say on stuff that includes injustice & display of unethical moves or simply on the rubbish-garbage remarks.

Maybe I’m being biased on certain thing that goes against my personal views…or on things that I believe in, but it doesn’t seem to be much of an excuse for giving in to those people who are racist & simple-narrow-minded type of thinking.

At times, I do not agree with bits & pieces from our great Tun M, because I rather find him sometimes too obsessed with Pak Lah & full of hatred way beyond revamp towards DSAI…but still I read on & try not to make early judgments on what he’s trying to say..because i strongly believe everyone should have their own opinions on certain matter & should let it known for justice sake. Having said that though, still not all comments especially from the readers are edible.

I've just decided to buy the FREE RPK t-shirt & i think we all should too. I'm not going to start on the ISA issues. It pained me enough just reading it everywhere.

Till then...

Mee Bandung

Joke for the day....

Untuk beberapa tahun, Ahmad Suffian telah mengadakan hubungan sulit dengan orang gajinya,Sutina ...Suatu hari, Sutina memberitahu Ahmad Suffian yang dirinya mengandung ...

Ahmad Suffian yang tidak mahu merosakkan perkahwinannya, telah mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar Sutina balik ke Bandung untuk melahirkan anak mereka di sana ...

Beliau berjanji akan menanggung segala kos untuk anak tersebut sehingga anaknya nanti berusia 18 tahun ...

Supaya rahsia mereka berdua tidak terbongkar, Ahmad Suffian menyuruh Sutina supaya menghantarkan sekeping poskad dengan menulis perkataan "Mee Bandung" dibelakangnya setelah anak mereka lahir nanti .. Ahmad Suffian akan menguruskan segala perbelanjaan untuk anaknya setelah mendapat poskad itu nanti ...

Suatu hari, 9 bulan selepas itu, ketika Ahmad Suffian pulang dari kerja, isterinya Norzalina menegur Ahmad Suffian dengan muka yang keliru ...

"Bang ... abang dapat poskad yang peliklah hari ni," kata Norzalina.

"Oh, tak pe ... bagi poskad tu kat Abang. Nanti abang jelaskan," kata Ahmad Suffian.

Norzalina pun memberi poskad itu kepada Ahmad Suffian dan melihat Ahmad Suffian membaca poskad tersebut, sebelum muka Ahmad Suffian bertukar menjadi biru, ungu dan terus pengsan!!

Poskad itu berbunyi ...

"Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung - 2 ada telur, 2 tiada telur. Tolong hantarkan kuah lebih ya!"

p/s mati2 sy ketawa nda berbunyi di opis...hahaha

It's killing me

i had a nasty migraine since Friday and it was getting worse up until last night..i could not even get up from the bed the whole day & i keep going to the toilet to throw up...teda lagi org mau jaga tu..kesian..i wish i'm at home & mom would take care of me like a baby..hehe

This morning i force myself up & made breakfast & took a shower...now i'm typing this post telling the whole world that i'm still alive..ha ha

mimang kin panas jg la kalau kena migraine like twice a month...& every time i had it, i keep telling myself to stop all the unhealthy stuff that may trigger the headache at the 1st place...

Maybe i will lah..no more smoking..n drinking...[sorry la well]..hehe

Labah-labah

I've learned that poking through even a lil bit of cracks on the wall i've built was never a good thing...

No further comments.

Totally on different issue...i'm going to post about my favorite kids in the world tonight...;)

Mae when she's 3 years old

The above very cute budak is Avril Lisa Mae, my sis's first child & the one i'm very close to because she's the first kid that me, mom & sis can call our own..;) we always had this intention of getting anak angkat. Tu la ba boring kalau dua org ja adik beradik..kin bosan. haha

i think he's about one year old at this time

Then, 2nd child...that have exactly the look of my sis...muka penampang ni tau..haha comes Ian Carter..I always love the name Ian..si kakak yang dapat anak lelaki dulu..so dia rebut la tu nama..both of us love the name very much...tia pa la kasi can..nsb kiut ni budak..kalau nda..haha
I think, it was back when we were studying at the same secondary school that was in Stella Maris, we both have a crush on the guy next door..schooling at La Salle at that time..biasa la kalau sebelah sja skolah..mmg mo cuci mata la...but this Ian of ours was very2 cute la....hehe

Now Mae is about 5 years old..& Ian is around 3 to 4 years i think..;)

Still got the 3rd & 4th child of me sis..but i don't have their picture with me now...i miss all of them so so very very much...sometimes i have this regrets of not being around when they are growing up..i miss all the fun & beautiful thing of seeing a child you love so much learning their first word & teaching them to draw sin chan....or elmo..& singing the labah-labah song together...

'Satu labah-labah cuba panjat tinggi..
Bila hujan turun..cepat-cepat lari..
Terbit matahari..air tiada lagi..
Labah boleh panjat..sekali lagi...'

;( I just miss them so much...[sigh]


p/s tu nama Avril sama Carter tu bukan sy yg kasi nama aa..sy letak Lisa Mae ja..si kakak sembarang ja letak Avril di depan..terpengaruh btl! haha..sweet name juga la..then tu Carter pun tia tau pengaruh mana lg tu...;D