A Letter to My Future Wife
(Nyeh nyeh....Your usual tongue-in-cheek writer is getting a little bit corny this time around. So proceed at your own risk.)
Dear My Future/Potential Wife,
I am a simple man. A very simple man indeed. And being too simple most of the time leads the people around me to think that I am complicated. Here are the reasons why I am a very simple man.
I don’t expect you to be as gorgeous as Erra Fazira. She is beautiful but I find her rather bland and plain. I am simple.
I don’t expect you to be Angelina Jolie as well. I don’t find oozing too much sexuality and sensuality attractive. I am simple.
I don’t expect you to be like Oprah Winfrey either. You should know what I mean. Intelligence, checked. Unfortunately, beauty is not in the equation. Feminist, please don’t hate me.
So you can see that I am a simple man. I don’t ask much. I don’t set a really high standard. In general, I believe a decent men like me would want a wife that is decently beautiful. The next man you meet might have a completely different version of beauty but here are my criteria of beauty.
..............................................................................(for more on the criteria..check out the web below)p/s i'm promoting this blog of Tri@KC...enjoy his rantings lah...:)
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KC...i feel that my fellow bloggers fren shud read ur posts..so i'm promoting this one here..i'm sure it would spark an interest..:) keep up the good job yah!
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