Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you.
But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
p/s Moral dia...kalau mau tipu mesti mau campin..kalau nda jadi gni la...si Johnny yg untung...hihi
16 comments:
alala claire...suda sia kasi simpan coins sia yg banyak d bank..nanti kalu sia ada coins sia kestau ko ah..hahahaa...
si johnny jg yg bijak..logs mesti bijak ba claire..haha..
ala....suda kau kasi bank in? sigh~
hahahha
muehehe..johnny the brainy. when it comes to $200, sy pun fikir duit kertas seja oo..haha.
Hahaha!!! Lutchu cerita ko ni Claire.. Bulih pakai idea dia si wel bilang wakakaka... Pyalah barat poket si Johnny tu. Hari2 dia bawa pi karaja mangkali tu coins :D Tp moral dia, orang tamaha selalu rugi hehehe...
Mell, ada gia dlm post ko tu pasal lelaki yg mau cari sumandak Sabah tu.. $200 juga dia offer tu kan?
Oiga: hahahaha..iya. sy rasa ini la taktik yg dia bakal gunakan ni tau. haha..
Alah claire,sy terbikin mcm blog sendiri pula..muehehe..sorreh babe.
hahahha...mell, blog kita la ba ni darling...hehe
abis la kau ni mell..kalau mmg duit kertas sja dlm kepala kau...jgn sja kau sengaja lambat2 pungut aa...haha
c oiga ada sda kelihatan mau menggunakan ni cara ni tau..bahaya..lain kali kau offer byk skit la ba dari 100 k..hahahha
hahaha..duit kertas ada rm1,rm5,rm10,rm50,rm100 ba..trus gumbira tu si oiga dgr cakapan sy begini kan. hehe..ko gaji suda tu tiusday kan Oiga..haha
si mell...suggest la tu sda tu cakapan tu kn...hahahhaa mmg gembira la c oiga tu..kambang lubang hidung..haha
Patutlah sya bersin2 saja dari tadi.. ingatkan mau kana flu.. rupa2nya kana umpat pula di sini hahaha.. Sya kc tabur2 tu duit siling merata-rata dlm rmh.. ada di katil, ada di sofa, ada di bilik mandi, ada di dapur, ada atas meja.. ba ba.. jgnlah kamurang :D
hahahahha...jgn seja yg terpaksa mau lipat2 badan la mau pungut tu syiling...hahahha
lipat2 badan mcm yoga..opps..haha..
hahahha..ya..lepas tu kena ban..opps...hahahaha
hahaha... makanya 45minutes dia kana main.. gara2 dia lambat pungut tu coins.. hehe.. lucu cerita ko ni tau.. :)
keh keh keh....itu la ba tu makna dia tu pirut...tp syyy2 sja...jgn kestau teran-terangan di cni.....hahahhaha
Hahahahahahaha si wel awal2 tau sudah tektik ni ba...logs? hahaha
hihi...kau mau sy kestau jg ka tu logs c wel tu Reno? hihi..c wel mmg campin ni kalau tektik2 ni..p berguru sama dia la..keh keh keh
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