Monday, November 24, 2008

Mr Johnny Boy

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you.
But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

p/s Moral dia...kalau mau tipu mesti mau campin..kalau nda jadi gni la...si Johnny yg untung...hihi

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

alala claire...suda sia kasi simpan coins sia yg banyak d bank..nanti kalu sia ada coins sia kestau ko ah..hahahaa...

si johnny jg yg bijak..logs mesti bijak ba claire..haha..

Anonymous said...

ala....suda kau kasi bank in? sigh~
hahahha

Anonymous said...

muehehe..johnny the brainy. when it comes to $200, sy pun fikir duit kertas seja oo..haha.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!!! Lutchu cerita ko ni Claire.. Bulih pakai idea dia si wel bilang wakakaka... Pyalah barat poket si Johnny tu. Hari2 dia bawa pi karaja mangkali tu coins :D Tp moral dia, orang tamaha selalu rugi hehehe...

Mell, ada gia dlm post ko tu pasal lelaki yg mau cari sumandak Sabah tu.. $200 juga dia offer tu kan?

Anonymous said...

Oiga: hahahaha..iya. sy rasa ini la taktik yg dia bakal gunakan ni tau. haha..

Alah claire,sy terbikin mcm blog sendiri pula..muehehe..sorreh babe.

Anonymous said...

hahahha...mell, blog kita la ba ni darling...hehe

abis la kau ni mell..kalau mmg duit kertas sja dlm kepala kau...jgn sja kau sengaja lambat2 pungut aa...haha

c oiga ada sda kelihatan mau menggunakan ni cara ni tau..bahaya..lain kali kau offer byk skit la ba dari 100 k..hahahha

Anonymous said...

hahaha..duit kertas ada rm1,rm5,rm10,rm50,rm100 ba..trus gumbira tu si oiga dgr cakapan sy begini kan. hehe..ko gaji suda tu tiusday kan Oiga..haha

Anonymous said...

si mell...suggest la tu sda tu cakapan tu kn...hahahhaa mmg gembira la c oiga tu..kambang lubang hidung..haha

Anonymous said...

Patutlah sya bersin2 saja dari tadi.. ingatkan mau kana flu.. rupa2nya kana umpat pula di sini hahaha.. Sya kc tabur2 tu duit siling merata-rata dlm rmh.. ada di katil, ada di sofa, ada di bilik mandi, ada di dapur, ada atas meja.. ba ba.. jgnlah kamurang :D

Anonymous said...

hahahahha...jgn seja yg terpaksa mau lipat2 badan la mau pungut tu syiling...hahahha

Anonymous said...

lipat2 badan mcm yoga..opps..haha..

Anonymous said...

hahahha..ya..lepas tu kena ban..opps...hahahaha

Anonymous said...

hahaha... makanya 45minutes dia kana main.. gara2 dia lambat pungut tu coins.. hehe.. lucu cerita ko ni tau.. :)

Anonymous said...

keh keh keh....itu la ba tu makna dia tu pirut...tp syyy2 sja...jgn kestau teran-terangan di cni.....hahahhaha

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha si wel awal2 tau sudah tektik ni ba...logs? hahaha

Anonymous said...

hihi...kau mau sy kestau jg ka tu logs c wel tu Reno? hihi..c wel mmg campin ni kalau tektik2 ni..p berguru sama dia la..keh keh keh