Laughter Is The Best Medicine

I can speak funnily. At least I think I do. Best when I'm speaking Sabahan's dialect and not when I'm talking in Dusun or in English (Manglish maybe a bit better) but I'm struggling with it when it comes to writing funnily. Your reader can't hear the actual tone of your voice that you are using and if you are not careful with your punctuation marks, somebody is going to get pissed off.

So tell me...how do I write humorously? I'm struggling with that.

When Necessary

Yes. You don't have to finish you medicine just because you feel like it. If the pain stop, give it maybe 1 or 2 days then don't take anymore of those pills. I don't really have a concrete reason. I just don't like the thought of it. It's not natural and definitely not organic. Haha

Anyway, I woke up this morning feeling like my head weigh a hundred pound and after settling a few task at the office, I took a half day off for my body to rest and chase away those viruses. I'm suppose to feel drowsy now. I got like 5 packet of different medicine prescribe by the doctor today. Maybe I should have crunch it to make the effect way faster? Urghh...Maybe not.

One thing I know that I should do is to stop thinking too much. Just let it all go fuck itself away and I'll be ok.

I'm getting myself ready for the sleepiness now. Haha

And yeah, I'm grateful for the doctor for giving me the medicine and let me take a day off. Thank you very much.

Nitey nitey everyone.

Jay Baruchel a 5? Come on!

I think he's at least 7.

He's the kind of guy that makes you laugh for real and he's funny even when he's being honest. He really did play the part well.

I was talking about She's Out of My League. I seriously didn't think that I was going to enjoy it as much as I did. The story line may be a bit kind of familiar but the script is fresh and I kind of dig it. Yeah. Haha

 You're probably looking at the right side. Nope. Left side. Nice!

The feeling is almost like watching The Proposal which is very original and funny in my opinion of that movie. Except that it's not really the same so you can't really compare between these two. Each is entertaining in their own way.

I'm so going to watch it the second time.

Next, he won't be around at the airport checking metals that set off alarms. He's going to do the coolest job ever. The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Awesome!

I'm a Vampire.

My health screening result is out today. Surprisingly, the cholesterol level is fine regardless of the many lemak berkrim that I have been gaining lately. The only concern is on the Haematology result which shows many Low sign and the doctor advised me to do further check on serum ferritin analysis.

I have known for quite some time that I have a low Hb everytime I went to any blood donation campaign. Today is a proof enough for me to be considering taking care of my Iron intake seriously.

This is what my colleague said to me after peeking at my blood result.

"That's why you always look pale. You should eat mo spanish", he said. Which I figure out quickly enough that he actually mean spinach.

The doctor advised on supplementary which have high Iron and B12. I guess I should also make cereal and oat my daily breakfast from now on. And of course not forgetting the spanish.

Some of the signs & effects of iron deficiency are:
- always feeling tired and weak
- difficulty maintaining body temperature
- decrease in immune function

Tannins that are found in tea decrease absorption of iron which means I have to stop my habit of drinking tea while having my meal. Sigh.

Kellogg's Corn Flakes for tomorrow then.

Told you I'm a vampire.

The Boss & His Secretary

The Boss of a big company walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked,

"Boss, this morning when you left you house, did you close your gate?"

The Boss was not smart enough to understand so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembered what his secretary had told him, then the boss finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk he said,

"When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

"No, Boss. I didn't. All i saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre."


p/s The swearing thing did not work out for me anyway. ;)